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An open letter to the state of Ohio

Posted by kd on October 31, 2007

”Most countries post signage, known as traffic signs or road signs, at the side of roads to impart information to road users.” -Wiki

Dear Ohio,

I have but one simple request, please label your streets. I know, it’s a hassle, but it would really help people to hate you less (we still haven’t forgotten the 2004 election). When driving one generally enjoys the comfort of knowing what road they’re on and which roads they are passing. In Ohio, however, one is not afforded that luxury. Your lack of street sings has rendered all of my maps useless and caused me to spend countless hours wandering around in the backwoods of Jesusland. I just ask for this one favor, I’ll even help you put them up.




One Response to “An open letter to the state of Ohio”

  1. Alexandra said

    Why People Have GPS.

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